There's no way out.
All windows have bars, all the doors are locked.

He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man.
I'm afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died.

How can you make jokes at a time like this?
It's my defense mechanism.

Let us in, let us in!
Let us out, let us out!

Are you a cop?
No, I'm a plant.
I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.

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A month?
Its the busy season.

Bottom line is they can't drive the boat... They're actors!

Look at that. That's the big man. Quite a paintbrush he's got.

Death, the great equalizer. When will death occur? Could be a month, a week, a year. Sun bather, randomly stabbed by a run away beach umbrella. No way to guard against that sort of thing.

I'll cross my fingers for you.

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I bet he's sitting in his car right now debating whether to come or not.

No, I'll take the heat on this one.
Trust me, you don't want this much heat.

I'm truely sorry sir this was all.. Grace! ..I know, it was inconsiderate and I apologiz... GRACE!!!

Later.

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