My World
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If the world was owned by me...

1) The first thing I would do as owner of the world would be to sell it. Think of how much money you could get!

2) If I didn't sell it I think I'd set up a national refuge around Switzerland. I'd build a fence made up entirely of Balsa wood and tiny toothpicks. Then I'd sit back and watch them try to escape by using those Swiss army knives. It would be hilarious. I'd set up stadium seating and give away cool stuffed animals. It would be an attraction the whole world could enjoy, if they could get to Switzerland.

3) Everyone with the name Bob has got to go. Sorry I own the world, they're my rules.

4) My house would be built on a floating sea vessel sailing around the world to visit my earth. I'd laught at point at everyone from my floating house boat saying, "Haha this world is mine!" I'm not sure that could ever get old.

5) If none of the above ideas worked, I'd resign and give the world to the person with the social security number 398-12-9264! That's I don't know who you are or where you're from but the world is yours. Come take it.

On second thought owning the world isn't much fun. It's much more enjoyable to make fun of the people that run it now.