My Old Quotes
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Here's just a listing of all the quotes of the day I've had. Listed most recent first to the oldest last.


What kind of car you driving there?
A Taurus.
Interesting color. You pick it?
No.. the guy at the counter.
Because they say geniuses pick green.
Ohh. =)
..But you didn't pick it.
=/
-- Meet the Parents

A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once

Oh, and what's coming to you?
The world chico ... and everything in it.

To the world you may be one person. But to one person you may be the world.

Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.

Timmy, please use the word "gladiator" in a sentence.
A monster ate my teacher and I'm gladiator.

If everyone knew how easy this stuff is it wouldn't be a sought after field. Why do you think doctors call the knee a patella? Why lawyers insist on using extended Latin names for everything? Why trashmen call them waste recepticles? Every field has to have its own jargon and slang to keep out the masses. Technology is no different. Ethernet... Programming code... Modulation... All simply job security terms devised to hide the simple truth that its all just a lot of 1's and 0's. The simplest form of logic in the known Universe.
-- Scott Acton (my UVA professor)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-- Napoleon

"How You Spend Your Dash"

I read of a man who stood to speak
At the funeral of a friend.
He referred to the dates on her tombstone
From the beginning...to the end.
He noted that first came her date of birth
And spoke the following date with tears,
But said what mattered most of all
Was the dash between those years. ( 1900 - 1970 )

For that dash represents all the time
That she spent alive on earth...
And now only those who loved her
Know what that little line is worth.
For it matters not, how much we own;
The cars..the house...the cash,
What matters is how we live and love
And how we spend our dash.

So think about this long and hard...
Are there things you'd like to change?
For you never know how much time is left,
That can still be rearranged.
If we could just slow down enough
To consider what's true and real,
And always try to understand
The way other people feel.

And be less quick to anger,
And show appreciation more
And love the people in our lives
Like we've never loved before.
If we treat each other with respect,
And more often wear a smile...
Remembering that this special dash
Might only last a little while.

So when your eulogy's being read
With your life's actions to rehash...
Would you be proud of the things they say
About how you spent your dash?

-- Linda Ellis.


A clock implies a clockmaker.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
-- Dr. Seuss

One generation must plant the seed, so that the next may enjoy the tree.

A sodium atom walks into a bar and picks a fight with a chlorine atom. The police arrive and charge him with assault.

Every end is the start of a new beginning.

Nine out of ten ugly people look less ugly if you talk to them with your eyes closed.

Cyclic thinking is so cyclical.

The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
The secret to getting started is motivation.
The secret to motivation is having a goal.
The secret to having a goal is wanting something you don't have.
The secret to getting something beyond what you have is by getting ahead.
The secret to getting ahead is getting started.

¡No me gusta la física!

The chicken is the egg's way of making another egg.
-- Samuel Butler

The Universe, as has been observed before, is an unsettingly big place, a fact which for the sake of a quiet life most people tend to ignore.
-- Douglas Adams

The meaning of life is that it makes no sense to say that life has no meaning.
-- Neils Bohr

It is not in Santa's best interests to awaken a child's scientific curiosity.
-- Gerhard Staguhn

Did I request thee, Maker, from my clay to mold me man? Did I solicit thee from darkness to promote me?
-- Milton, Paradise Lost

void MyOpinion(bool yours)
{
if (yours == true || yours == false)
{
print("Haha");
print("You thought I cared.");
}
}

Sometimes you have to sink the ship to save the fleet.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is.